Except I didn't invent bread crumbs. I did, however, have meatball gunk up to my elbows and a sleeping baby, and only half of the prepackaged bread crumbs I needed to complete the recipe.
So, my twice..no, wait, THRICE used food processor and I created my very first homemade breadcrumbs. And lo and behold, it worked! Impressed? I thought so.
(Photo below is the food processor I own, courtesy of my sister-in-law, Shannon. I promise we use the blender part all the time, Shannon, so the wedding gift has not been going unused!)