Holden is two and a half now, and it is quite clear that the best part of two and a half year olds (besides the tantrums, which are awesome) is the funny things they say. Here are some gems as of late...
Best Caught Being Naughty Moment--
Reo: Holden, did you spit your drink all over the floor?
Holden: Yes.
Reo: Why did you do that?
Holden: Well, there is just one reason that I can't really think about right now.
Best Bedtime Stall Tactic--
"After bath, I am going to go to Sea World and Kindergarten!"
Best Break Your Heart Moment--
Holden: I need something to make me feel better.
Me: What do you need?
Holden: Some medicine.
Me: What hurts?
Holden: My Feelings.
Best Diet Coke Related Moment--
Yelling into the opening of a vending machine: "Can I please get a large Diet Coke please?"
Best Cat's in the Cradle Moment--
Holden: I am going to Disneyland when I am three.
Reo: With who?
Holden: Mommy, and Grandma and Grandpa.
Reo: Can I come too?
Holden: No, you will be at school.
Best Example of My Parenting Fails--
Holden: "Seriously, Holden? Are you kidding me right now?" (to himself, after doing something that he was not satisfied with)
Best One Liners--
"First things first..."
"Are you calling me a liar?"
"Is this mine, yes or no?"
"I think I will just stand here and be happy."
Seriously, where does he come up with this stuff?
2 comments:
haha!! I love it.
That was awesome!! 2 is such a fun age! They are full of funny things :)
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