21 April 2009

If Babies Had Online Dating Profiles...

This is what Holden's would look like at 6 months:

Name: Holden
Nicknames: Baby, Little Guy, Twenty Pounder with Cheese
Weight: 19 lbs 14 oz (85th percentile)
Height: 28 inches (90th percentile)
Head Circumference: 46 cm (95th percentile)
Likes: Long walks in strollers, eating all foods, trying to eat all non foods, being read to, sleeping in the Love Sac, diaper changes, bathtime, giraffes.
Dislikes: Wearing layers, getting nose wiped, not having everyone's attention at all times, watching other people eat, direct sunlight, giraffes (note: we are actually not quite sure if he likes or dislikes giraffes...His giraffe toys seem to get played with the most, but usually in a violent manner, so it is unclear if it is a love or hate relationship).
Talents/Skills: Sitting up unassisted, yelling loudly, sucking on toes, switching from laughing to crying in an unbelievably short amount of time.

2 comments:

Amber said...

hahaha I love it! If only I knew a six month old little girl to set him up with!

Unknown said...

So nice to see a baby's profile for an online dating site. His partner might be inside her mother's womb. Keep a record of this. It might help him someday :)