Why I'm Glad I'm Not a Professional Photographer

Holden and Jack are friends. You would not know they were friends based on this photo shoot. Before getting "the perfect shot" we had...
1 baby try to push the other off of the couch (P.S., Holden is very sorry for that, Jack)
2 babies try to crawl away
2 babies crying like we were trying to make them sit on nails together
1 baby give up and play dead
1 baby with a disproportionate amount of hair to the other baby (how do you think it would look if I just cut off some of Jack's hair and taped it to Holden's head?)
4 parents laughing hysterically at their children's woes