The Big Three

Holden has recently divided all mankind into one of three categories, and identifies them as such over and over again until someone acknowledges his brilliance:

1. Baby--Anyone under the age of 12.

2. Grandma--Every single person he came across at church last Sunday, quite possibly offending some 30 year olds. And some men.

3. Jesus--Anyone with a beard, President Obama, and legendary author Louisa May Alcott. Sorry Louisa! If it helps, I don't really see the resemblence. Unless I look too long.